Who are all you People?
Tramping over the flowerbeds, messing up the front porch, and sticking a big spike in my previously smooth and uneventful traffic logs?
What's that? Jeff Atwood sent you? Sounds like a dodgy character to me.
Well OK. You can look aound if you like. Just clean up after yourselves, that's all. And don't eat anything from the kitchen. You'll regret it.