Facebook’s Mobile Platform: Top 7 Creepy Quotes

Today, Facebook announced their new "mobile platform" and it was full of creepy quotes. Here are my top seven.

7. "First thing is single sign-on. Making it so that you have the Facebook app and you're signed in, and once you do that you don't have the hassle with any other app on the phone". Yes, it's easy, and it gives Facebook and its partners one big shared pool of information about you, your activities, and your behaviour.

6. "Today we're going to open up the write API, and any app can build on top of this — any app can write to the location of Facebook and read on top of that." – not sure about this, but it sounds like they are saying any application can collect your current location from your phone? Lovely.

5. "We're working to give deals to people who are nearby local businesses." The idea that you want to have your phone tell you that there is a sale on shoes because you walk near a shoe store is deeply perverted.

4. "The deals platform allows businesses to turn fans and views and eyeballs into dollars." Those would be your dollars.

3. "We have a clear privacy console, and you can switch it off". Well, I'm reassured.

2. "we deliver customers in a really effective way. The mobile apps make it a lot easier." That would be you, being delivered.

And the top creepy sentence goes to guest speaker Sam Altman, CEO of Loopt.

1. "We believe that data wants to be unified." I believe my data wants you to fuck off.

Fading out RSS, Fading in Twitter

RSS is better than Twitter for keeping up with online reading. But that doesn't really matter, because Twitter has won. So I'm starting to share my posts via Twitter (@whimsley) and will increasingly be following your blog on Twitter or not at all.

I will continue to resist sharing anything on Facebook except snarky comments aimed solely at my friends.

The Waki World of Macrowikinomics

Macrowikinomics is the new book from Don Tapscott and Anthony D. Williams, authors of 2007’s “best-selling management book in the United States” Wikinomics. It proclaims the end of the industrial mode of production, that “centralized, one-way, one-size-fits-all mass model controlled by the powerful owners of production and society”. The authors tell us that “The world is broken and the industrial economy and many of its industries and organizations have finally run out of gas”.

But “don’t look to big government or big corporations to supply the answers.” The way forward is Internet-driven mass collaboration, for example “ordinary people everywhere are connecting to create a mass movement that is bringing greater awareness and sense of community to the process of making household and business decisions that can reduce our carbon footprints.”

It’s all relentlessly populist and anti-establishment, so there is something wackily wonderful about this list of endorsers on the book’s web site.

  • CEO of Dell Inc
  • President and CEO of Transparency International-USA
  • Professor at the University of Michigan
  • Chairman and CEO of ONEX
  • CEO of Intergroup Financial Services Corporation, Peru
  • Chief Scientist, BT Group PLC
  • Executive Vice President, Scotia Capital
  • Executive Vice President, Best Buy
  • CIO, Procter & Gamble
  • CEO, Celestica
  • Co-CEO, SAP (and now my boss)
  • Vice President, Yale University
  • Chairman, Spencer Trask & Company
  • CEO, Juniper Networks
  • President EMEA, Dupont,
  • CEO, SAS Institute
  • Chairman and CEO, OgilvyOne
  • President and CEO, Business for Social Responsibility
  • CEO, Swift
  • CEO, Google
  • CEO, Heidrick & Struggles
  • Chairman and CEO, Manpower
  • Founder and Executive Chairman, World Economic Forum
  • CEO, Best Buy
  • Chairman and CEO, Accenture
  • CEO, Nike

Now if there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s people who don the mantle of rebellion and anti-corporate populism while promoting the commercialization of our public sphere and the commodification of our private lives, and I suspect that’s exactly what is going on here.

MacroWikinomics has received a lot of publicity, so I’m off to the local bookshop to get a copy tomorrow, and if it lives down to my expectations then watch this space for a page-by-page Macrocritical Reader’s Companion to Macrowikinomics, the long-delayed
sequel to my Critical Reader’s Companion to the Long Tail from a couple of years ago.

Links

As I seem unable to write anything myself, here are some things worth reading.

For those in and around Waterloo, Yappa Ding Ding continues to be a keen observer of our urban environment. Her recent pieces on Silver Creek and King Street are great examples. She deserves a wider readership, and not just because she is a friend.

The staff at world's finest video store Generation X Video have been posting a huge number of movie reviews this year at their blog. There are lots of reviews of movies I have never heard of, which in itself is great. I do want to highlight the review by Maggie of Summer Hours, which is one of the best movie reviews I've read in some time.

On the other side of the ocean, Phil Edwards is often an occasional blogger who I usually read for the politics, but he has just been writing some wonderful posts about beer, about the sublime Stan Rogers and his mother's gravestone – which you can see from the comments touched me for a couple of personal reasons – and about much else (including nice words about this here blog). I hope his fertile mood continues.

Jottings on Facebook, Wikipedia, Content Farms

I was thinking of writing about this, but the always-on-the-ball and perceptive Ivor Tossell beat me to it and did it better in this morning's Grope and Flail so I'll point to him instead. Now that half a billion of us are Facebook users, how do we think about the Web 2.0 phenomenon? Do we think of it as the friendly publican who provides a place for us to talk, or as a dynamic and fascinating landscape to move in, or as the provider of a necessary service like our ISP or cable company? Turns out it's more of the latter. We use Facebook despite, not because of, our relationship to the company. Here is Tossell.

Last week, the American Customer Satisfaction Index, a venerable consumer survey, for the first time published findings on consumer satisfaction with social networks. Facebook scored remarkably poorly, squeaking in at the bottom of the category, just ahead of MySpace, which is about as pleasant as a monster-truck rally.

“This puts Facebook in the bottom 5 per cent of all measured private-sector companies, and in the same range as airlines and cable companies, two perennially low-scoring industries with terrible customer satisfaction,” reported the ACSI.

Airlines and cable companies!

This doesn’t square with the mythologies that have grown around social networks, which usually tell us that these websites have personality-altering, life-changing properties that transform formerly mild-mannered citizens into hyperconnected life-sharers. Right now, Facebook is trying to turn this milestone into a public-relations exercise about the stories of transformation that Facebook has brought about.

This misses the point. The simple fact is that – like an airline or a cable company – Facebook is useful.

The survey is also written about at PC Mag.

Also in today's Globe, an interview with chief Wikifiddler Sue Gardner. While I'm generally a Web 2.0 curmudgeon I do like Wikipedia a lot, and Gardner brings out what's best about it. It has stayed non-commercial, and that has been the key to its success and to the loyalty of those who contribute to it. It's non-commercial nature also makes it something of a rarity. I particularly like this:

“Wikipedia is like the National Parks Service. The Internet is a vast space and it will only continue to grow, but in the vastness you still need space for parks or public libraries.”

One issue that concerns Gardner is the non-representative nature of Wikifiddlers:

Also challenging Wikipedia-as-democratic-paradise is the fact that 87 per cent of Wikipedians are male (the average is a 25-year-old engineering student). Most come from affluent countries that afford them the technology and leisure time to sit computer-side, without pay.

Ms. Gardner’s goal is to correct that imbalance: “My vision for Wikipedia is for it to be the sum of all the world’s knowledge,” she says simply, taking a sip of her Fresca. “To do that, I want more women, more older people, more people from Africa!”

Where are the women? It turns out that a lot of them are working at commercial content farms. These fast-food  (ehow.com, about.com, and so on) pay people to provide material that they can then use to sell ads. The last six months has seen a flurry of interest in these outfits, who churn out thousands of articles a day to collect Google search results. A survey of articles is here. The revelation that Google's latest Search Stories video inadvertently shows how ubiquitous they have become is at TechCrunch.

A "day in the life" piece by a Andria Krewson, a contributor to one of these farms, explains how they work. She makes the point that "Demand Media doesn't need help with public relations from me. They're compiling comments in an internal forum from their writers about why they love Demand Studios. And plenty of people have commented. They appear to be overwhelmingly women, often with children, often English majors or journalism students, looking for a way to do what they love and make a little money at it." Unlike Wikipedia of course. Still, I agree with the popular take that Demand Media and its competitors are a Bad Thing. But are they the way of the future?